The Glamberdus is the scientific name for the bellybutton. The glamberdus when stimulated correctly will produce a fungal scented goo which takes a mixture of vinegar and donkey urine to remove from clothing. It is than released in a series of waves. The first stage of glamberdus stimulation is a soft clearish beige will slowly ooze out. After the first 5 minutes it will turn into a more purplish pink colour. When it turns to be fully a pepto-bismol colour and flows out in an accelerated speed you can harvest it successfully and generally pain free.
There is a group of nomadic Ecuadorians which live in small white huts that worship and drink the glamberdus juice; thinking it is the true fountain of youth for eternal life; But only the messiah of the glamberdus produces such thick and creamy juice to be used for eternal life. This group of glamberdus followers is called the Glambodorians. Such cult groups are illegal in America and most of Northern Europe. In some countries the practice is legal, but still controversial.
Many bills have been sent to congress about the freedom of glamberdus stimulating. A rigorous and exhilarating practice. But to much stimulation can cause negative effects such as Loravitus; Pronounced (LO-RAH-VUH-EYE-TUS) is a long term condition caused from over-stimulation. Signs of Loravitus is a large and quick increase in bright orange facial hair starting from the upper lip. Soon it will completely consume your whole entire face, stronger than steel there is no cure for the Loravitus hair growth. Glambodorians usually kidnap male homosapiens and vigorously stimulate the glamberdus in search for the Messiah. This act alone kills hundreds of people each year.
The Glambodorians’ practice if found in Australia is punishable by taking away lunch privileges and instead replaced with mud. Either is a cruel and unusual punishment. In many cases with proper use glamberdus stimulation has been said to be pleasurable. When in the past years teenagers have become addicted to throwing Glamberdi parties. Glamberdi meaning the plural word for a plethora of Glamberdus; the mutual stimulation Glamberi, have dangerous consequences, Becoming very addictive many people over stimulate; leading to Loravtius.
If you or a loved one has a Glamberdus stimulating addiction please call our toll free number at 1-800-555-1337.
This article has been written by StarCatFri; Glamberdus M.D. She has a Ph.D in the science of Glamberdus and Author of "My bellybutton is leaking! What do I do?"